October 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
July 2010
3 posts
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
9 posts
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
5 posts
“Oh, look at this one, I’m going to call him the sassy puppet.”
– Papa Scheide, while watching men’s figure skating with my mom.
“I sweep the floor once a week, curling is not a sport.”
– Mama Scheide
January 2010
1 post
Man Dates
Dates can be the most catastrophic, confidence wrecking things that happen in a bro’s life. The girl you’re with can chew too loud, talk about her self for freakish amounts of time and make you spend all you’re hard earned money on some nice food that she may not even touch. Thankfully the good Lord has allowed for not all dates to involve a man and a woman. There is such thing as the man date....
December 2009
9 posts
Cowboys & Indians
In a world where no one wants to offend anyone else for fear of getting their butt kicked and being called a racist, one game tossed that kind of political correctness to the curb and beat it with a baseball bat. That game is Cowboys & Indians. It’s the racially charged version of Cops & Robbers and if Native Americans saw the game being played they’d be pissed, some may even say...
1 tag
Hell's Ferris Wheel
Trapped in a cage like a wild animal, being thrown around like a rag doll tied to the tail of a bucking bronco, my head smacking the pad. This wasn’t even really padding; it was more like an attempt to be padding that had miserably failed. If you’re ever wondering what Hell is like, may I suggest strapping yourself into this ride that barely passed the safety code. Some call this ride the...
“Today I had math at 8 am. I set my alarm for 7 am. I got out of bed at 7:50 am....”
– Myself
WatchPossibly the funniest thing Edge has ever created.
November 2009
18 posts
My Sick Diet
Here’s what I’ve eaten over the last 48 hours.
1 Strawberry Smoothie made by my madre - About 155 Calories.
2 Large Frosties from Wendy’s - 1060 Calories
1 Watermelon Sour Patch - By it’s lonesome - 7.14 Calories - (Yep, I’m a big eater)
2 Cups of Chicken Pot Pie Soup from Zoups - 420 Calories
1 Chunk of Cookie Cake - 150 Calories
1 Piece of Multigrain Bread -...
My Last 31 Hours
Friday 10:00 pm: Went and let out a family friend’s dog with my buddy Jesse.
Friday 10:30 pm: Got home and went up to my bedroom because I began to feel kind of sick. I decided to watch the movie Bottle Rocket (classic) and then just fall asleep to get rid of this possible sickness. My plan didn’t come to fruition.
Friday 11:30 pm: After changing my mind and watching...
“I’m thankful for my toys. And I love Santa.”
– A kid who got up on the microphone at church when the kids were saying what they were thankful for this Thanksgiving.
The First Brotivity On My Tumblr
(I put this brotivity on my old website on blogspot but I decided to throw it up on here to be enjoyed by others.)
The Awkward Shake Save
A bro must always have his bros’ back, this is an obvious rule in the world of bros and has been mentioned on many occasions in this book already. This is another instance where the back of the bro must be had. Let me explain by using an example.
A group of...
“If I don’t learn anything from this, at least I’ll know how to not...”
– Andy Sparks. (While watching the first part of Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace University)
